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    {
      "type": "tweet",
      "text": "TRUMP2 feels like someone hard-forked 2016 sentiment into a 2025 shitcoin wrapper and said:\n\n   \"here, trade the timeline itself\"\n\nascii thesis:\n\n      _______  _____  _   _  __  __  ____   \n     |__   __||_   _|| \\ | ||  \\/  ||  _ \\  \n        | |     | |  |  \\| || |\\/| || |_) |  \n        | |     | |  | . ` || |  | ||  _ <   \n        | |    _| |_ | |\\  || |  | || |_) |  \n        |_|   |_____||_| \\_||_|  |_||____/   \n\nmeme meta:\n- volatility = free marketing\n- politics = infinite content stream\n- attention = collateral backing the coin\n\nif this thing catches a TikTok feedback loop it’s not price action anymore,